boodles and tonic plz

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheYarnmaiden

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hungrylikethewolfie:

shitarianasays:

callmekitto:

tygermama:

cacchieressa:

queenofthedwarrows:

thundering-god:

acquaintedwithrask:

strangelikethat:

candyandcusswords:

Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.

This is adorable!

I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER

THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE!  METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!

My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets. 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.

I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA

and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”

STOP IT

MY POOR HEART

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anotherfallenchild:

Why the hell was Kirk climbing out of like a turbolift shafty(?) thing at the start of Amok Time? $10 says he was trying to avoid Bones

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like Bones has just come up the turbolift and is obviously SPECIFICALLY looking for Kirk. Kirk 100% climbed up an entire floor to avoid having a ‘personal conversation’ with Bones about Spock he was like actually power climbing away wow 

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Nice try Jimbo, didn’t work, Bones is gonna talk to you about Spock and probably ~feelings~ 

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I know that face, that’s the face I make when my Mom is asking me to talk about shit I don’t wanna talk about, it’s the ‘fucKIN WHAT DO U WANT’ face after she’s been yelling at me to talk to her for like 20 solid minutes. mhmm. 

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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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You laugh, but there are pregnant women wondering out loud on forums (looking at you babycenter+whattoexpect) when they will “get their baby hole” “you know where the baby comes out of” … because they’re coming up on week 38 and they made it this far, while seeing DOCTORS FOR PRENATAL CARE, without anyone ever talking to them about ANYTHING AT ALL.
School only fixes this lapse in education when schools are allowed to give accurate non-“godified” information. Texas is not one of those places. Neither is wherever that poor girl who’s still laboring under the impression that breasts are simply bags of milk (you only make milk while you’re growing your breasts and you NEVER MAKE MORE), and so women with small breasts can only have maybe one baby because any more and they won’t have the milk to feed them…

(via polaranoid)

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i-sing-to-monsters:

Making pockets for pocket less pants.

1. Cut out and sew a pair of pockets from an old t-shirt or some fabric

2. Rip out the seam of the fake pockets

3. Sew in your new pockets

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Fall Tuition 2k14

purgatorywings:

Hey guys so I explain it at the page, but a lot of my longtime followers know my story already. I really just need this last bit.

HERE’S A PLUS THOUGH: If you donated, send me a message and I’ll draw you something cute. You can find my art tag at /my_art_ftw although that is all very old you can probably assume I’ve improved :)

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Anonymous asked: what does the E & R stand for on the mailbag? I think I've seen it on other British postal type things

modmad:

ah, it’s a Royal thing; the Royal Mail uses ER at the moment, as it stands for Elizabeth Regina (Regina = Queen), but it changes with the monarch, so when it was queen Victoria it was VR, and when it was king Edward it was ER as well, but that stood for Edwardus Rex (King). If you snoop around the UK you can find old postboxes with different initials on them, which gives you a clue as to when that particular postbox was made!