I first made this list a while back. It started as a joke, little things I’d tell people to make them feel more comfortable with my prosthetics. (dealing with hardships through humor has always been a hobby of mine) As it developed; however, I realized that a lot of these things really ARE…
Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
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boodlesandcockplz / cockandtonicplz
Things that will help lower abortion rates:
- Comprehensive sex education in schools.
- Cheaper/easier access to birth control, condoms, and other preventative methods.
- Openness and communication between parents and sexually active children.
- Openness within…
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Slinky is trying so hard
this video’s too fucking long for how stressful it is
Sitting here clutching my face trying to make it through the whole thing
I’ve never willed success to an inanimate object so intensely…
Movie Announcer Voice: IN A WORLD OF ABSOLUTE CHAOS, ONE SLINKY, WILL, NOT, BE, STOPPED!
Say you spot a stranger on the street, blissfully unaware of her skirt tucked into her tights, and she’s walking around with her thong exposed. Or a coworker is talking to you with a piece of spinach in their teeth. You’d tell them, right? Even if it’s a bit awkward.
Friends and…
Jacob spoke first.
“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.
Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.
“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.
As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.
“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.
Today’s comic. Here: http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2012/05/23/the-system-583-oh-deer/
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The colonized is never characterized in an individual manner [but] … entitled only to drown in an anonymous collectivity (‘They are this.’ ‘They are all the same.’). If a colonized servant does not come in one morning, the colonizer will not say that she is ill, or that she is cheating, or that she is tempted not to abide by an oppressive contract. He will say, ‘You can’t count on them.’ He refuses to consider personal, private occurrences in his maid’s life; that life in a specific sense does not interest him, and his maid does not exist as an individual.
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Pakistani American scholar Asma Barlas quotes Albert Memmi in her powerful essay A Requiem for Voicelessness: Pakistanis and Muslims in the US. She also touches upon the issue of American government(s) refusing to discern between Arab and non-Arab people while “ensuring security measures.” Many Pakistanis have been mistaken for Arabs post 9/11 which shows how Muslim communities have been collectively thrown together while being Otherized aggressively. “For instance, all men over 16 from several Muslim countries, including Pakistan, are now required to “be fingerprinted, photographed andinterviewed” by the INS. Since the start of the program, “3,000 Pakistanis have fled to Canada and 1,100 have been deported;” as many as 50,000 are expected to return to Pakistan on theirown “before it’s all over.”” Heavy read. (via mehreenkasana) |
