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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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truebluemeandyou:

DIY Harry Potter Monopoly Game from Design in Technology here. For how to make the board, cards, etc… go here. For the printable files (board, spells, potions, properties etc…) go here.  *Read the comments on each post for additional tips and tricks for making this game. This must have truly been a labor of love and is so well done. This is obviously not for commercial use so please don’t sell it. First seen at Geek crafts here.

For lots more Harry Potter themed DIYs go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/harry-potter

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g-erti:

i dreamed a dream in time gone by

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when hope was high and life worth living

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i dreamed that love would never die

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i dreamed the god would be forgiving

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but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder

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as they tear your hope apart

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as they turn your dream to shaaaaaaame

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lipsredasroses:

waltdisneyconfessions:

“I’m really said that I was tomboy when I was a little girl. I never got to wear any of the disney princess dresses and now I’m too old to dress-up.”

You aren’t to old. You can always cosplay as your favorite Disney princess and when in the parks you can disneybound as them. 

Never to old for dress up. Not physically possible =^.^=

lipsredasroses:

waltdisneyconfessions:

I’m really said that I was tomboy when I was a little girl. I never got to wear any of the disney princess dresses and now I’m too old to dress-up.”

You aren’t to old. You can always cosplay as your favorite Disney princess and when in the parks you can disneybound as them. 

Never to old for dress up. Not physically possible =^.^=

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jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Dyeing Your Hair at Home for Aproximately $10 and Only A Few Tears

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  1. The first step to solving any problem is admitting you have the problem. One morning, you will wake up and stare blearily at your reflection in the mirror, accidentally stabbing yourself in the eye with the mascara wand as you try to wake up. And you will realize your hair has tragically become the color of a burnt ombre death sunset over a sewage pond. And that is not OK. 

  2. The next step is to identify you want to color your hair. And that desire should stay with you for days and days and weeks as you pass by the hair dye aisle at your local CVS/Wal-Mart/Convenience Store Death Trap of Choice…you will briefly consider stopping and buying that hair dye TODAY but will rapidly chicken out due to the intensely complicated labels, colors, foams, creams, highlighting sets, and paint-by-number kits available to you.

  3. Approximately 1-3 months later, when your hair color now resembles putrid skunk in heat, you will finally break down and wander the hair dye aisle. Feel free to embark on such soul-crushing adventures as Would I Really Look Good as a Blonde or Is My Sister Shitting Me? or I Could Pull Off Sassy Red Head Without Looking Like a Vegas Stripper, Right?…before settling on a color that is only 4% different than your current hair color.

  4. Everyone knows hair dye, like fine wine and cheese, only grows better with age. Feel free to leave that box of hair dye stewing and hibernating under the sink or in your closet for another 1-3 months.

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Whenever anyone has that mid conversation realization “oh hey! YOU still sew, right?” Part of me always cringes.

My dad needs 4 panels each 100ftX6ft of heavy outdoor fabric (not quite sunbrella but very similar) serged, and hemmed with room on the hem for an undetermined number and size of grommet. Which he also wants me to go buy and set (yay on a having a new grommet setter?? I guess)  =/   I just got a “call me the panel design is changed” text with no answer to the call…

I’m going to just wait until I hear back. I already had to move around my sewing tables so there would be room for a hundred feet of fabric in a continuous seam… and make sure I had enough weird beigey thread.

GuildWars and coffee? GuildWars and coffee!

Filed under I only revocered the seats of those dining chairs once so of course I can reupholster your sofa I'm always a little sad it's not a request for a vitctorian wardrobe sufficient for a full weekend event including a ball and lawn party Or regency regency mens clothes would be amazingly entertaining srsly outdoor fabric is teh suck